1. Guilty pleasure: Keeping Up With the Kardashians.
2. January, February, and March are useless to me. And cold.
3. When my hair is long, I want it to be short. When it's short, I want it to be long again. And I can't.stand.it. when it's in the in-between stage. #shudder
4. I'm afraid of my bathroom scale right now. #doubleshudder
5. In a few months, I will face the annual battle and recurring question: to tan or not to tan?
6. I really shouldn't tan.
7. Valentine's Day is coming up. Do you have your doilies at the ready?
8. I love hotdogs.
9. I really shouldn't love hotdogs.
10. Whenever I say wikileaks, I have to concentrate not to say winkileaks, or wikilinks. Not that I say wikileaks that much. I'm just sayin'.
11. See? This is what kinds of posts you get in January. Boooo-rinnnng.
12. My apologies. Let's hope for a more stimulating February.